Kermit and the rumors about his health

There has been a lot of rumors about Kermit’s health lately. Some people said that Kermit died of swine flu, others claimed that Kermit has a human hand in his body. Is there any truth in these rumors? Well, of course Kermit is still alive, but maybe he has the swine flu? We took Kermit to the doctor to find out and got evidence that these rumors are not true. Read on…

The two images below show the rumors. You can imagine that we were very worried about Kermit’s health.

Kermit has supposedly a human hand in his body
Kermit supposedly dies of swine flu
Unfortunately we had to wait a long time before the medical examinations started.Unfortunately we had to wait a long time before
the medical examinations started.
First of all, they checked if Kermit catched a fever. We were relieved to hear that his temperature was absolutely normal.First of all, they checked if Kermit catched a fever.
We were relieved to hear that his temperature was absolutely normal.
Then they took an X-ray.Then they took an X-ray.
The result looked good.The result looked good.
Here is the evidence. Kermit's skeleton is absolutely normal.Here is the evidence.
Kermit’s skeleton is absolutely normal.
To be sure, Kermit had also an ultrasound taken...To be sure,
Kermit had also an ultrasound taken…
...which cleary showed that he is in the best of his health.…which cleary showed that
he is in the best of his health.

5 Responses to “Kermit and the rumors about his health”

  1. funny idea!!!!

  2. That’s a relief! Good job Kermie.

  3. Thank god he´s alive. I was stunned, when I got the note, that he might be infected by swine influenza!

  4. Hehe… No worries, I am alright. I haven’t seen Ms. Piggy in a long time, so the chance that I get infected by the Swine flu is pretty small. :-)

  5. Hey Kermie, does that mean you’re single now….. ;)

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